1. No Sleazy Warlords who deem it necessary to drink magical elixirs that turn them into scaly centaurs were harmed during the production of this motion picture. (Orphan of War)
2. The rooster was not harmed during the production of this motion picture although his feathers were severely ruffled. However a little gel and mousse straightened out the mess (Been There, Done That)
3. Joxer's nose was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, his crossbow was severely damaged. (Callisto)
4. Argo was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, she is undergoing intensive psycho-therapy to help her work through her resentment and feelings of distrust towards Xena. (Intimate Stranger)
5. No frock tarts were harmed during the production of this motion picture, although they wish they had been. (The Debt 1)
6. Xena's body was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, it took weeks for Autolycus to get his swagger back (The Quest)
7. No oversized Polynesian-style Bamboo Horses were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, many wicker lawn chairs gave their lives. (Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts)
8. Xena's memory was not damaged or...what was I saying? (Remember Nothing)
9. No naked Gabrielle's were harmed during the production of this motion picture. (The Quill is Mightier)
10. Being that War is Hell, lots of people were harmed during the production of this motion picture (but since television is a dramatic medium of make believe, all casualties removed their prosthetic make-up and went home unscathed). (Is There a Doctor in the House?)
Hope you got those. Remember your score out of ten once more please.
Onwards to the final round, Round Five